Who is 7Ladybugs?

Who is 7Ladybugs?

My name is Barbie and my boyfriends name is Ken. I have many things that you do not have because I am materialistic like that. I have nice perky boobs considering I am fifty-two years old. My buns are so tight as well. I really don’t like my hair being cut or combed all the time but whatever!

I know you are jealous of my body because it is so firm! I will tell you my secret, my creators, aka Mommy and Mattel, didn’t give me a mouth that opens so I cannot eat anything. That’s how I have this fantastic body.

I have had 80 careers in my 52 years of life, everything from a rock star to a paleontologist to a presidential candidate.

My first career was a fashion model where I got to keep the clothes. I now have more than a billion pair of shoes and over one hundred new additions to my wardrobe annually. I know you are jealous, but not everyone can be beautiful like me or as materialistic.

My first pet was a horse named Dancer but since he split at the seam I have had over 43 pets including 21 dogs, 12 horses, 3 ponies, 6 cats, a parrot, a chimpanzee, a panda, a lion cub, a giraffe and a zebra, but I want more! I want a Unicorn, dragon, a fairy, a t-rex and anything else I want!

I underwent my first cosmetic surgery in 2000 and I now have a belly button! I am hoping to go in to have some other things added but I cannot find a doctor with a shaky hand to just give me a slit. Or maybe I shouldn’t because I have heard PMS is brutal and I cannot be wasting time on that kind of thing.

I am working with my designers right now so that they can make my clothes without Velcro at the back. I know my bum is nice but when I sit down the Velcro comes open and it sounds like I ripped my pants.

Ken is a sweet guy and a nice car but GI Joe is the one I am really hot for. Ken just doesn’t do it for me when he takes off his pants. He just looks … well… like he tucks! I think he should get some socks or something, but whatever!

Well, I have to go because I have to get some weaves added to my hair after someone cut it off and thought it would grow again. Tootles for now!

Ok Ok so maybe I should put the real one now eh!

Who is 7Ladybugs?

I am the person that used to get picked last for teams in school, yet lead the school choir to winning performances. I was not the popular girl in school and had a hand full of close friends. I was picked on by teachers and told I was ‘slow in all subjects’ and should go to a ‘special’ school. I am the person that went back to that school to help teach the Learning Assistance Class as a Teachers Aide when I was 17 years old.

I am the person that dropped out of school because I was told too many times I was dumb and wouldn’t become anything. I am the same person that didn’t believe the people telling me this and got a job so that I could get an education on my own.

I am the same person that at 18 years old had a drinking problem and managed to kick that habit when I was 21 and pregnant, I have been sober since! I am the person that married too young and ended up in a very abusive relationship with three wonderful kids. I am the same person that was told no one would ever want me because I am fat and ugly and I cannot make it out in the real world by my self. I am the same person that on February 14^th, 1999 got the crap beat out of her by her now ex husband when I stood up to him and told him to quit hitting me and the kids. I am that same weak person that kicked his sorry butt to the curb on that day!

I am the same person that raised her three kids to be respectful of others and remind them that family means the world and that friends can back stab you in a heart beat. I am the same person that while raising those three wonderful kids managed a writing career and had my first book published. I am the same person that people said I would never amount to anything.

I am the same person that has people from school begging to be friends with me now because I am famous. I am the same person that wont give third chances to anyone and only grants second chances to those that can prove they deserve it.

I am the same person that is a great friend and shoulder to lean on. I am not a follower I am a Leader and I am strong! I can do anything I want! I will never let anyone put me down, talk down to me, rob me blind, or abuse me! I will never let harm come to anyone that I care about!

Basically, I am ME, a strong, kind hearted, trusting, funny Lady with a story to tell.

Would you like to listen?